"Instant Shade: Nasty Sun Patch – Shield Your Skin Effortlessly."
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Shady Gold Rush: Instant Sun Protection for Your Car's Interior.
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IBEW Bug Shade Patch: Blimey, Sun's a Nuisance! Get Your Buggy's Shade Sorted, Guv'nor!
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Shady Sun Bucket: Keep Cool & Stylish Under the Summer Sky.
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Trade's Ramblin' Man Sun Patch - Keep the Bloke Cool, Mate, On the Road!
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Blimey, Sun's a Right Pain? Grab This Quick Per Diem Shade! Keeps Ya Cool, No Fuss.
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Not Your Father's Sun Shield Patch: Beat the Heat, Stay Cool, Look Keen.
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Voltage Vandal - Sun Shade Patch: Premium Distribution Edition - Ultimate Protection.
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Voltage Vandal Sun Shade: Transmission. Keeps you cool, mate. Blinds blazing sun, drive happy.
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